Manners

For the past couple of weeks I have been putting up with this manner BS my parents have been trying to "teach" me. Don't eat too fast, sit before a treat is given, shake hands for a treat, sit before the door opens, dont jump on people..the list goes on!I have been very nice up until this point. I'm gonna start eating food off the table, jump on people and get in the trash...if I want to lay in bed all day I will. If I wanna look out the window and wake up my parents I will!